*Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I am now gonna upload some lovely little extracts from a book by my dearest friend, Mr.Jimmie Oliver. I have Mr.Oliver's permission to do so, because, well I am Mr.Oliver! One bright spark has already spotted this, so kudos to her.
Sorry folks, but I am circulating my book extracts around a few different categories. It's a bit naughty of me. The chart positions are actually based on the UK chart positions. I would also like to take this opportunity to express my gratitude to the individuals who have given positive feedback thus far. Thank you for your encouraging comments. My book is published in the United Kingdom, but I would dearly like it to be available in the United States, although it can be ordered online anywhere via Blackwell Online and possibly Amazon.